Why beer is better than women

Her er det andet ark med visdomsord som jeg købte. Øh ja, nu er jeg jo ikke lesbisk, så jeg kan jo fint tilslutte mig det. Øl er bedre end kvinder! Basta! Men men men, det skal mænd ikke mene, medmindre de jo er til mænd.

You can enjoy beer all through the month.

Beer never has a headache.

You can get over several beers during a night.

Beer is always easy to tumble down.

Your can share your beer with your friends.

Beer is always moist.

It can be seen, that you opened it for the first time.

You can clean beer stain.

Beer always waits patiently.

THe old beer bottles can always be redeemed.

Beer is never late.

You don't have to buy flowers for beer.

You can always have a woman with beer, but never have a beer with a woman...

Beer always froths, never groans.

If you leave it, it won't threaten you with suicide pregnancy.

Beer is not jealous.

There is a variety of beers.

You don't need contraceptives with a beer.

Beer won't talk back.

You can enjoy beer even over seventy!

You can see beer maximum once again.

Several beers together won't talk nonsense.

Beer is less expensive.

Beers don't have mothers.

It is easy to cap your beer.

You can be sure to get your beer.

Beer never brakes down, if you come home smelling women.

Beer is always faithful, it won't leave you for another man.

You can enjoy your beer even in public.

Beer is not interested in the time of your depature.

Cold beer can be good too.

You don't need to wash beer, before you take it in your mouth.

Beer never demands equality.